Go Forth: An Undergraduate Commencement Speech

It’s graduation season. Today as I thought of all the proud families and happy graduates, I also came to the realization that I will probably never give a commencement speech. To be honest, I’m pretty glad about that. I can barely introduce myself to a room that contains more than three people, let alone speak to a never-ending sea of mortarboards. However, I figured that if I ever find myself in that unfortunate situation I might as well have something on the back burner. It took every effort to not start with Marc Antony’s speech in Julius Caesar which I still have halfway memorized from high school English class. You should be proud of my self-restraint. Continue reading

Resolutions, Shmesolutions

Resolutions ShmesolutionsAccording to U.S. News, approximately 80 percent of people fail their New Year’s resolutions by mid-February. The article doesn’t cite the research, but I’m going to go ahead and take that as fact since it’s in print and that’s how facts work. Continue reading

A West Coaster’s Guide to the Midwest: Winter Edition

 

A West Coaster's Guide to the Midwest, Winter Edition

I was born and raised in Southern California. Before you jump to any conclusions, Continue reading